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Peter Parker ▐ 16

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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even if it's only for that joke alone!
but it's not.
hi, peter. (・∀・)

👋
i've got plenty more where that came from.

[ Specifically coming from a joke book he'd found at one of the shops in the city. ]

two chemists go into a bar. the first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." the second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

please, tell me all your science-y jokes. [can you just imagine him with his chin in his hands, Peter? because it is.]

because h2o2 is the chemical formula for peroxide!
haha, i get it.
how very clever .^.
and unfortunate for the man involved.

did you hear about the famous microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages?
he was a man of many cultures.

exactly!! 👍
yeah, not really the best outcome for the second chemist.
the first one really should have caught the mix up sooner.

[Okay, that one made him snort. Too bad Peter couldn't hear it, though.]

i think that's the best one yet!
these are great. got anymore?
i'm going to have to remember them for my own use.

considering peroxide is bubbly and all.
maybe he thought it was tonic water?

another? a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink. the bartender says "for you, no charge".

hm... he might have.
the taste should have been the big giveaway. unless he was just really thirsty and chugged it down without actually tasting it....

ahhh yes!
this is perfect. now, i've got three great jokes to use.
don't worry, i'll make sure you get all the credit when i tell them.

that seems understandable! the urge to quench your thirst is so strong that you just
drink it without thinking

well, I can't be given all the credit. I didn't make them up, after all 😅😅😅
but i'll happily stand in for whoever did until they speak up.

i don't know if I've ever been that thirsty before.
and I'm not quite sure if i ever want to be so thirsty that i can't tell the difference between peroxide and tonic water.

you'll be a perfect stand in for who did, though!
besides, i'm sure they won't mind.

i never have and if i do end up that way, let's hope there's no peroxide around for me to mistake as tonic water either.
which means carrying water bottles
just in case